I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
I may or may not have just sent the bartender a pic of me in my slutty cheerleader costume with the caption "rah rah ree, gimme yo d"
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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