Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
Do vagina's smell?
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
Awkward drunk fist bump with the boss. Not sure if tomorrow will be weird or wonderful.
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
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