Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
You're earring is so big in my mouth
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
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