I didn't shave. On purpose
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
dude i woke up to her making a statue of my morning wood for her sculpture class. HOW THE FUCK do you think i feel about her?
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
I feel like I spent all day wearing underpants made entirely of poison ivy and sandpaper
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
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