She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
I just slapped my cat in the face with my dildo. You were the only one I could tell.
He probs deserved it.
Every good man does.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
From the trajectory of the puke, I must have fallen off the top bunk while trying to vomit, due to the dented bucket, ruined carpet, and bruised dignity I now own.
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
Screw disneyland. This military base is the happiest place on earth. Even unnatractive dudes are completely fuckable in those uniforms, im never leaving
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.
Who knew?
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