you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
Sure, fine. Daughter just told me she is not a virgin anymore. I am gonna start drinking now
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
I tried to high-five the cop last night. he just looked at my raised hand and told me to go to bed.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
I hope I didn’t eat too many edibles just now. I got shit to do today. Like make Jell-O shots and take a shower.
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
So many questions...the two most important are, where the fuck is my booze and how did you even get the couch through the door?
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
