I wish i could make my toaster dance like they do in the second ghostbusters. But i dont have ectoplasmic goo. Or a toaster.
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
I'm sitting in front of the mirror eating cereal and pondering how my boobs got so big
Welcome to my life
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
O was like, nah, fuck 50-50. My version of bi is that i'm 80% gay, 20% drug-addled decisions. Apparently he's straight on hallucinogens.
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
The last thing I remember saying was "Tequila for all!!"
If you count the sounds from the room down the hall....that was definitely NOT the last thing that came out of your mouth.
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