i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
You owe me 10 bucks. He wasnt in jail. Found him at 530 this morning when the smoke alarm went off. He passed out naked in the middle of cooking bacon. No idea where he was before that.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
I'm pretty sure I had my drunk fortune told by a gay Miss Cleo last night. At least it's advice sober me can agree with.
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
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