Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
I just farted in the dogs face to show him who's boss
is this the sara with the beer cane?
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
Dude, you left ME alone in your house. With your fully-stocked wine cellar. Why would you do that to yourself?
Just for future reference, me asking if you're free, followed by a winking face is not my way of suggesting a tandem bike ride.
This is classic penis vs brain.
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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