the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
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