We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
Why I am the classiest girl you know: just mixed drinks for everyone on the baby changing station at the movie theater.
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
He woke up to me masturbating during the presidential address. Now he won't stop making jokes.
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