How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
Worst part was I had to fart super bad and didn't want to ruin the room so I farted in a pillow and threw it under the bed.
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
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