Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
I just want my kids to know I fucked some really hot dudes before their father.
You're going to scar your kids
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
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