Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
please don't let me die tonight
what have you done for me lately?
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
I just can't have sex with a guy who has nicer eyebrows than me
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
Hahah what did you even say to him?!
That I was gonna inflate his vagina with a leaf blower?
Oh.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
I'm a professor! I can't be caught chasing the liquor with you hooligans once the undergrads have seen my face
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
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