Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
I woke up with semen in my invisalign. My molars were just marinating in it
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
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