That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
he broke off your car antennae to use as a walking stick before he smoked because he claimed to lack the facial strength needed to open his eyes when he's high
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
It's 2pm, and I just had to pass a guy in the turning lane because he was driving down Main Street in an electric wheelchair pulling a flatbed trailer with 2 of his buddies in it and they were all drunk holding beers.
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
We were in the uber and you were crying because you wanted to be an Olympic gymnast. The driver tried to console you and you just cried harder
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