Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
we can't get the sharpie off the toilet seat from where you pressed your forearm with THUG LIFE written on it while you puked until 3 last night
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
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