i wanna stay in my bed and fart for a few more hours
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
Remember when I referred to my box of wine as my briefcase and made all of those stupid jokes about working overtime? Thanks for ignoring my cry for help.
I hope they realize that to me "collecting their mail" is synonymous with "fucking in every room in their house, and twice in the party shower."
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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