He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
Come see our sink grown plant.
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
Btw, the reason I have a black eye is bc I needed to puke so hard yesterday morning; I whipped up the toilet seat so fast that I railed myself in the face. Then spent the rest of the day more carefully puking. Kind of why I'm not in the mood for drinking.
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