How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
I woke up naked this morning and I found out that I thought I was Adam last night and Eve was my wife so I ran naked saying I was in the Garden of Eden and I could shit wherever I wanted.....too bad the garden was in my friends apt.......I spent the morning cleaning and have reached a new low
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
I'm disproportionately drunk. But I also spelled disproportionately right twice so maybe I'm not that drunk
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