first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
Life isn't about who you kiss, drunk, at midnight. It's who you text nonsense to, sober, from the toilet.
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
He shit in the fireplace
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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