I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
You ever fart so hard while you are asleep that you wake up screaming?
Sitting in bed reading a porn novel off my phone and accidentally just made Siri start reading the most graphic part aloud. FUN FIRST NIGHT WITH THE NEW ROOMIE.
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
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