at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
Looking at the victoria's secret website makes the ice cream I'm eating taste like sadness and obesity
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
GOING OUT OF BUSINESS: we're having a foreclosure party tonight...We'll also be raffling off a washer/dryer, microwave and a white tiger head.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
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