the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Using the only finger i can move, i calculated body mass, intake and time. It's mathematically impossible for me to still have this hangover at 9pm. I passed out at 8pm last night. Fuck vodka.
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
Just stepped off the plane in St. Louis. I'm breaking out in hives, I'm allergic to Midwesterners. Can't WAIT to get the fuck out of here.
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
Don't forget Giraffe in your car! If we show up in the same outfit without animal heads we're just gonna look weird.
Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
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