oh. my. god. the guy i hooked up with last night is currently wearing a dress.
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
I'm pretty sure last night was the first time I've seen someone drink beer-soaked paper towels. Ever.
I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
As if finding out the man you just had sex with is married isn't bad enough, it gets so much more awkward when his wife comes in to comfort you...
I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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