i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
Please stop leaving drunk voicemails with your new black/Irish accent.
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
Just bumped into my ex. Blowing a dude in the ladies' room at Disney World. I guess it really was her not me.
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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