I tried to use my car keys to open my door
I just started a sentence with yellow.
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
My night ended with a French cab driver offering me his sperm free of cost.
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
The best walk of shames are on the highway
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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