Having a random hookup so left but love u
so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
i asked a few people if they wanted to make pancakes with me but no one would. thats why i'm drunk by myself right now
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
Randomize
