I think I'm going to inject the gummy vitamins with vodka
I'm glad you're using your medical degree for some good for once
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.�
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
My roommate was tripping balls last night, he kept me up all fucking night
Roommate? Please tell me you're not calling your cat your roommate
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
Like people our age are getting engaged, and I’m out here spooning with a giant unicorn I bought at Walmart on Black Friday.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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