The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
We all know the best way to start a relationship is greeting while at least one of you are intoxicated, dual facebook stalking, and a two week long game of 20 questions via texts to 'really' get to know each other. In that order.
I wouldn't have it any other way. It's like a fairy tale!
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
I was just shot with a dart gun by one of my coworkers while walking to the printer. Ironically I was printing my resignation letter...
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
She took all the bottles out of the shower caddy and replaced them with booze. I just made a shower Manhatten. Imma marry this one.
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
When my parents ask, do you think "he was the cop I gave head to in order to get out of a speeding ticket" will suffice as to how we met?
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