This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
Amazing how you can get from "Merry Christmas" to sex in three texts.
I could have done it in 2
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
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