3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
How does, "Im sorry I was such an intoxicated bitch, I didn't mean anything I said" sound as an apology.
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
He's not replying to my booty call. Like wtf. You have ONE PURPOSE IN LIFE.
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
There is a woman in the stall next to me giving a pep talk to her daughter that wants to call off her wedding. I'm afraid to pee!
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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