sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
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