no. you can't hotbox the world.
I am now the proud owner of a 10-12 year old's Optimus Prime costume from Walmart. Tomorrow is going to be a good day.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
Oh, btw, UPS might come by. Drunk me ordered us $75 worth of gummy airhead starburst type candies. Whatever it is, it'll be delicious.
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
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