I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
The only thing the cop asked me is..... "how are you still alive"?
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
I woke up to a full mcdonalds meal being shoved in my face. Mom mustve noticed the empty tequila bottle. I love family.
Just traded a shot of whiskey for a warm PBR on public transit. It's that's sort of night already.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
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