me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
Hey, please tell me that you and dad are having actual steaks tonight and I did not just get sexted by my dad
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
Was about to close the deal last night until he said he hadn't seen the Taylor Swift video. So I made him watch it before I let him have sex with me.
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
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