You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
Vanillla milkshakes are the new Gold Bond. Will explain later.
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
Is it sad that I woke up to more "Happy Holidays" texts on 4/20 than I did on Christmas?
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
Randomize
