I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
He came in looking for condoms, iced coffee, and a gas tank. I need to be where he's going.
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
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