You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
so my 6 year old came home from school and asked me if he was a bastard cause the kids at school called him one, i told him to call them a clit. those parents will hate me
I sold 10 pepperonis for 5 dollars last night....i fucking love drunk people
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
the girl next to me at the bar JUST looked down at her vagina and said "im going to get you fed". if i come home alone tonight...i give you permission to cut off my penis
Didn't get laid. But got a free pie from a waitress. A whole pie.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
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