I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
Just stole a goat. Bringing it to your house to cock block. Blame the goat not me.
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
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