yo dude i was totally schwabbin last night.
what does that even mean?
you ever see those charles schwabb commercials, where the people are like half cartoon half real.... well yeah i saw that in real life.
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
Woke up with two cats staring at me. One covered in puke thats giving me a look that says it might be my fault. Where am I? Come get me.
Remind me to switch to jello when you decide to do shots off my ass. It's so much easier to clean than this pudding.
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
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