no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
Dude, dont worry about the lamb fetus in the fridge.
What?
Just dont open the beer drawer.
you were cooking a hot pocket with a grill lighter what did you want me to do
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
For future reference. Do not congratulate the bar tender at oscars she is not pregnant she has just gotten fat u will get a shot thrown in your face
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
In honor of the new administration, I'm going to make it my goal this weekend to get some lesbian action. Fuck Donald Trump and fuck Mike Pence. I'm going to be a spiteful gay.
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
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