their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
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