im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
It doesn't matter how many times you look in your purse, Your keys are not going to be there. Maybe you left them at the bar.
Maybe they fell out of my pocket last night when I rolled down the hill.
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
I'm drunkenly throwing popcorn at a spider, fuck him. Why does his scary 8 legs get to be happy?
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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