Goddamn it, are you fucking her sister?
did you know it's going to storm tonight?
You bitch. At least tell Laura she's a better kisser.
I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
My CPA just snapchatted me a picture of her playing beer pong at a picnic. Time to do my own taxes?
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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