Just figured out how to smoke weed with a toaster.
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
just woke up to overhearing her on the phone saying "yeah we fucked last night, that makes 42." should i get tested?
well i fucked her too, so yes.
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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