Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
i don't know whats more disturbing, that his dog drooled directly into my mouth or that i was too drunk and tired to do anything except let it be there.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
So this morning when I woke up. I found my refrigerator open and no more food. It was empty, I'm home alone for the week. Where in hell did that food go?
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
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