i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
Dontating $10 to the Red Cross relief effort in Japan for every car bomb I take tomorrow. Yes, buying me a drink just became a good cause.
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
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