This girl is more easily done than said...
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
Did I send you an asleep facebook message about the upcoming football season titled 'BRILLIANT' at 4:45 this morning?
I convinced a shit ton of people I was a russian foreign exchange student to get free drinks. I knew learning those accents would come in handy.
I have a taco in my pocket for later because I am a practical drunk
We ended up at an Asian frat. I made out with two Mexicans at the same time and I pulled a muscle in my leg from twerking too low. Diversity.
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
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