thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
Did you know Kal Penn works at the white house? That's almost white castle.
I'm at a crab and wine festival with my dad. He just introduced me as his girlfriend to all of his co-workers. I am so drunk I thought he was serious.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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