One night stand!! Now I'm pissing excellence
That burning is chlamydia
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
I am in a hotel room with 10 people. John is in bed eating an industrial sized pan of mashed potatoes. I think a non insignificant number of people saw my nipples.
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
I had sex with two guys in one day. One on my grandma's couch, one on a golf course. This is the greatest post-surgery accomplishment I could ask for.
I just slammed a bottle of white wine before I came to Whole Foods so basically I'm just training to be a middle aged white woman.
I went to the nurse and she literally told me I was too sexually active and wrote me a prescription for 7 days of pelvic rest...... Hahahhahaha
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