Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
He was putting purell on my boobs saying "they need to be clean for later." He hadn't had a drink all night
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
There are two types of people in this world I don't trust: people who collect stamps, and people who don't drink
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
I just want you to know that I am dancing around my apartment by myself singing Taylor Swift into a wine bottle. Do hurry.
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
i got kicked out of the casino for drunken disorderly conduct because i kept stumbling into old people and one of them told on me. as the boucer was taking down my information so i could no re-enter i ripped my id out of his hands while yelling fuck you.
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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