And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
I'm too hungover to crawl to the fridge so im eating the candy nipple tassels I got bought for Christmas
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
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