I am puke
I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
filled out health questionnaire for lower premiums a little bit too honestly. Literally got assigned a life coach.
Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
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