i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
I swear to god if I have to repeat this to you one more mother fucking time I will flip fucking shit and acidic rain will pour down upon your mother fucking soul
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
Wait what do you mean I BOUGHT A FUCKING HORSE LAST NIGHT?!?!
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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