Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
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